There are saucy sex poems, and sexually graphic dirty poems, but nonsense sex poems are like nothing else. Combining traditional elements of nonsense verse with the salacious, the sexual, the pornographic and the perverse, they challenge you to loose your inhibitions and laugh your pants off, metaphorically, literally or perhaps even metaphysically. A series of three sexually themed poems to introduce us to the collections loosely described as perverse verse. A poem which is at heart a moral tale about the power of luxurious lingerie to attract men.
Funny Sex Poems
Short Funny Sex Poems
Poems about sex are not necessarily dirty poems, or even rude poems. This selection of Paul Curtis's short sex poems takes a humorous look at sex in the widest sense - the biological, the physical and the smutty. We all enter this world in the same way Soaked in blood, screaming and quite bare But if you live your life in the right way That kind of thing doesn't have to stop there. If you think that Holy Cow is a gentle pastoral poem which has wandered amongst the short sex poems by mistake, now might be a good time to turn back. A short poem about sexually transmitted diseases.
Perverse Verse - Nonsense Sex Poems
A selection of funny poems about sex, a subject about which the English are supposedly prudish. Certainly the middle class and the middle aged have a reputation for keeping the whole 'sex thing' behind closed doors, but the fact that dogging in now the nation's third most popular spectator sport after funerals and weddings suggest that attitudes to sex are changing. O tempora o mores.
Here you'll find the best short free online printable funny dirty sexy erotic rude verses and poems. You've arrived on this Sexy Poems page and you'll find lots of what you're looking for here. As a trailer, here's examples of what can be found elsewhere. I love you oh so very much Totally, completely From the very top of my head To the bottom of my feetly.